ted Season 2 (2026) Soundtrack Guide
It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.
Theme Song
Everybody Needs A Best Friend
Scene Context: TED series opening theme music
Episode 1: Talk Dirty to Me (Mar 5, 2026)
John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.
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Scene Context: In the school, Ted receives a hall pass
Episode 2: Mrs. Robicheck (Mar 5, 2026)
Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.
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Scene Context: Susan walks in while Blaire's jamming out to music with her earbuds on.
Episode 3: Dungeons & Dealers (Mar 5, 2026)
A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.
Episode 4: The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com (Mar 5, 2026)
When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty's frustration; Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.
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Here Comes the Hotstepper
Ini Kamoze
Scene Context: Blaire's got a party to mark another year of life.
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Gin and Juice
Scene Context: Ted shares a drink with Blaire.
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Satellite
Scene Context: Blair unloads on Ted about how Sarah's okay with their hookup but not really into them as a couple.
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Molly
Maurice Jarre
Scene Context: Matty and Blaire cried together while watching the final episode of Ghost.
Episode 5: The Sword in the Stoned (Mar 5, 2026)
Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
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How Am I Supposed to Live Without You
Michael Bolton
Scene Context: The director looks worried as Kenneth warbles through his audition, off-pitch.
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What I Did For Love (From "A Chorus Line")
Josh Groban
Scene Context: Erin kills it with her song, blowing John and the director away with her performance.
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Scene Context: John and Ted suddenly pop into Blair's room while she's jamming out to tunes.
Episode 6: Roe v. Weed (Mar 5, 2026)
After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.
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Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)
Don Mclean
Scene Context: Susan tunes into some tunes while getting ready to cook up something tasty.
Episode 7: Susan Is the New Black (Mar 5, 2026)
When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.
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One Of Us
Joan Osborne
Scene Context: The prisoners come together to mark Easter with some much-needed cheer and celebration.
Episode 8: Fraudcast News (Mar 5, 2026)
After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.
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Too Hot
Coolio
Scene Context: Ted and Johnny chat about their favorite dance moves while flipping through TV channels.
Main Cast
- Seth MacFarlane Ted (voice)
- Max Burkholder John Bennett
- Alanna Ubach Susan Bennett
- Scott Grimes Matty Bennett
- Giorgia Whigham Blaire Bennett
Official Trailer
Soundtrack Crossovers
Frequently Asked Questions
Who composed the music for ted: Season 2?
The score for ted: Season 2 was composed by Walter Murphy.
How many songs are in the soundtrack for ted: Season 2?
There are 12 songs featured in the soundtrack for ted: Season 2. SeekerTune lists all of them with detailed scene descriptions.
What are the genres of ted: Season 2?
The main genres for ted: Season 2 include Comedy.
How many seasons does ted have?
The TV show ted currently has 2 seasons.